AGLIBOGBAL

by Philip J. Lees

BEGINNERS: first level

Preliminary notes

- When U press your sensitive parts against those of ur partner, remember not to press too hard (NTPTH). Pressing too hard will detract not only from hes pleasure, but also from yers.

- It is important to remember that hse will not respect ye if U cam within too short a time. This is a shared experience, and making it all about ye will not win your partner’s respect (NWYPR).

- Many Gorn fail to recognise that the cam is an extra, not the be all and end all, and should not be introduced at too early a stage.

- In fact, the hole of this advice could be boyled down to one thing: when to introduce the cam.

- But that would be simplistic, and we are payd by the wyrd (PBTW), after ol (∴ ξ).

On horror night

On horror night, better extrude your gums (BEYG). Else, it will be hard to skor. Hse will not appreciate fangs dripping or not. Enjoyers of dripping do not frequent these klimes.

Introducing the cam

At last! Just do it. Don’t think about it.

Lav

This sometimes happen after the cam is introduced. Any Gorn laver is better off going ballistic at lav (AGLIBOGBAL). We cannot stress how wrong this be! Gently, gently. All parts must press in harmony (APMPIH).

Remember

BEYG, APMPIH. Important NTPTH lest you NWYPR.

And, most important of all, we PBTW. All contribs gratefully accepted (∴ ξ).

INTERMEDIATE: fecund level

Congrats! U passed first class. Not all first class pass tho (∴ ξ)

Now we prog to nu level.

{Arma priv.com. I notice ye in class, very good. Maybe we talk after, yes?}

Recap

BEYG, APMPIH. Important NTPTH lest you NWYPR.

Peripheral parts

Peripheral parts are many and should not be neglected. Think contakt. But not all at once. Touch, release; touch, release. Thus we create atmosphere for cam. Peripheral parts very important at fecund level four reasons.

- Make us what we are.

- If neglected may get bored.

- Not attract parasites.

- Be submerged in holistic experience.

- Balance cam.

On horror night

Can we not free erselves of horror night? Perhaps not. BEYG yes. APMPIH yes. But still not feel good in morning.

{Arma priv.com. U no be in school horror night, OK?}

Introducing the cam

Yes. At intermediate we think. For moment. This is difference. Then we introduce the cam.

Lav

Not at intermediate. No AGLIBOGBAL!

{Arma priv.com. U up for advanced? Next week? My class?}

ADVANCED: filth level

Yes we jump three levels. This rapid course. Congrats! U all pass!

Recap

Skip horror night. All recover.

{Arma priv.com. Sorry for horror night! Sorry Sorry Sorry. OK? ∴ ξ}

Peripheral parts

All bruised from fecund level. No mind.

Introducing the cam

No comment. All done.

{Arma, you no take my head. My head urs. You want, you take. Bite next time. I go.}

Lav

Complete.

{Arma, I lav.

Y U not C me?

AGLIBOGBAL!}

AGLIBOGBAL

by Philip J. Lees

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